Jaw Exercise Spirituality And Modernist Irony.

 

Words exposing not Pentecostalism alone.  They reveal the hypocrisy of the Modernist Pan-Religious impostor church,  of which the speaker is a lay-robed agent... He condemns in Pentecostals what the Modernist Synodal impostor church promotes in its own Charismatic branch.

Preamble:

A Modernist lay-robed agent, a product of the 1968 revised Ordinal, mocked Pentecostal online “prayer broadcasts,” saying:

"all those prayers you join online every morning and evening to shout and kill demons are the most useless forms of prayers. The only good thing about them is that they exercise your jaws, and as you shake your legs, hands, and head, it is a form of aerobic exercise”

This has stirred up a lively and sensational  engagement across the social media leaving a partisan tendency in its trail. 

The best defense of this statement ends up only being a Modernist naturalistic sermon disguised as a critique of Pentecostal excess, while entirely oblivious, totally blind, to its own irony

Such defense contains:

• some truths
• naturalistic explanations
• humanistic conclusions 
• but no supernatural Catholic doctrine.

But ultimately:

• reduces demons to metaphors,
• reduces prayer to psychology,
• reduces evil to bad governance,
• reduces faith to activism,
• removes the supernatural entirely.

This is not the voice of the Catholic priesthood of Trent, Pius X, or St. Alphonsus.

This is the voice of the synodal Pan-Religious impostor structure masquerading as the Catholic Church.

They rebuke Pentecostals for false prayer; but proclaims a false theology of prayer.

That is the Modernist tragedy, therefore our Catholic approach to the case is to first analyze the statement, then the source. This done, the irony at stake would reveal itself. 

We approach this with clarity, not contempt, to guide good willed souls back to authentic Catholic prayer in the footsteps of the Saints. 

1. Traditional Catholic Doctrine on Prayer

According to the Council of Trent, St. Teresa, St. John of the Cross, St. Alphonsus:

• Prayer is an act of the mind and the will, not an explosion of emotion.
• True devotion is interior, recollected, humble, rational, and ordered.
• Seeking emotional stimulation is spiritual deception (St. John of the Cross).

No saint ever defines prayer as shouting at demons or shaking one’s limbs.

Thus, yes; Pentecostal “shout-and-shake” prayer sessions are not prayer, but natural, emotional discharge packaged as spirituality.

So his criticism, taken in itself, is not wrong.

But here is the contradiction.

2. The Critic’s Own Ecclesial Structure Practices the Same Things

It is not clear if the critic belongs to the so-called “Catholic Charismatic Renewal” or not. 

But he is an agent of the Modernist ecumenical synodal Pan-Religious impostor church; the institution occupying Catholic buildings.

And that structure has an official branch called the:

Catholic Charismatic Renewal (CCR)

This movement is:

• Fully endorsed by the Synodal establishment
• Promoted by their bishops, priests, and lay robed “ministers”
• Integrated into their parish life
• Treated as a “legitimate spirituality” of the “renewed church”

And what does this CCR promote?

3. The Charismatic Renewal Mimics Pentecostalism Exactly

Even if the critic is not personally a Charismatic, he belongs to a structure that institutionally endorses what he mocks.

The CCR:

•  Speaks in uncontrolled “tongues”

Identical to Pentecostal gibberish.

• Shouts at demons in “deliverance services”

Identical to Pentecostal exorcism theatrics.

•  Engages in violent hand-waving, head-shaking, and body-jolting

Exactly the same physical frenzy he ridicules.

•  Practices “slain in the spirit” collapses

A literal Pentecostal import.

•  Uses amplified music to provoke emotional states

Drums, clapping, dancing; identical in method and intent.

•  Teaches “prayer meetings” based on ecstasy and emotion. Not on doctrine, contrition, or contemplation.

Thus the critic’s structure; the very Pan-Religious Synodal impostor he serves, has institutionalized the very same emotional theatrics he calls “useless jaw exercise.”

4. The Hypocrisy Exposed

From a purely doctrinal standpoint, his attack on Pentecostal “shouting and shaking” is accurate.

But from a Traditional Catholic analysis, a deeper irony appears:

• He condemns in Pentecostals what the Modernist Synodal impostor church promotes in its own Charismatic branch.

He is like a man mocking rain while standing under a leaking roof built by his own architect.

This is why his attack is not Catholic, but Modernist self-contradiction:

• He rejects noise in Pentecostal circles,
• But he accepts the same noise when baptized into the Synodal counterfeit structure.

He despises the symptoms outside, while the disease thrives inside.

5. A Catholic Judgment

Catholic Popes and theologians condemned:

• Enthusiasm
• Pentecostal emotionalism
• Syncretistic prayer forms
• Experimental spirituality
• Borrowing Protestant practices
• Ecumenical confusion of worship styles

Pius XI, in Mortalium Animos,warns:

 “The union of religions by mixing their practices is the path to apostasy.”

Pius XII, in Mediator Dei, insists,

 “No one… is allowed to create new forms of worship or spirituality.”

• One thing is clear: the modernist Charismatic Renewal violates both principles.

And the critic belongs to the system that promotes it.

6. Summing Up 

• The critic is correct that Pentecostal “prayer rallies” are theatrics, not prayer.
• But he is an agent of a Synodal Modernist system that runs the same theatrics under Catholic branding.
• His structure promotes noise, shaking, shouting, deliverance drama, and emotional fireworks in its Charismatic branch.

His words expose not Pentecostalism alone. They reveal the hypocrisy of the Modernist Pan-Religious impostor church, of which he is a lay-robed agent.

He condemns the sound of drums outside, while his own house dances to the same beat. 

Oh that souls be rescued from this Modernist quicksand which lures souls with partial truths while hiding deadly errors!